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This picture is of Amanda, and although she told me to delete it. I decided against it :P So theres her head and theres my bloated face in the back. We were waiting for the rides to open, after they were closed due to recent lightning sightings!
These were the amazing glasses we were gunna use to watch SpongeBob 3D until again...the lightning. This is me and Becky ma Bff, Looking totally stylish. Like im talkin Wonderlands Next Top Model stylish. Oh and my amazing Nintendo Goomba top, that another girl was wearing....turd.
This is me and Becky again. I believe i look a little too happy in this picture. We were sitting in a little yellow train at the time. And the lap bar was like 2 feet above Beckys legs, i thought she was gunna slip out. Considering right before this i had scared the crap outta her on Top Gun, but more about that later....WHat are you doing with your tongue Becky! HAHAHAHA
This is Kelly and Becky looking at a disgusting womans shoets, which i may say were disgusting. We seen her bum, well bum flab. Kelly looks rather shocked that a mother would dress this way in front of her children in a public area. It was worse though on Tombraider, With that woman wearing the miniskirt on a laydown ride. With a gi-mongus thong on. Her ass was massive.
Amanda and I on a ride that is actually going. This was the point in the day where we found out that AMandas scream goes from normal tone, to high pitched to a low bellow. Lol! Funny how its only us on this ride. :P
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!
Look at the terror in Beckys face! That ride was actually going into a tunnel right before i took this picture. I have some sort of gravity defying second chin, Vanessa back ther enjoying the crap outta herself and Amandas well... about to let oput another earth shattering multi toned scream. See how large my forehead when its winds back my bangs. Buddy, receeding!
This is Amandas eye, right before we got funnel cakes. I ad never had one before so i thought id try one...Becky and i ate the majority of a 9 dollar and ninteen cent funnal cake of goodness. Thats when the seagulls attacked. One of them flew right over our heads and came back to attempted to concieve Beckys children. It ran right up beside her and did its little seagulls scream so becky threw her napkin at it and it ran behind and it looked like it was crying.
"Is this how its going to end Becky? Are we over?"
This is another amazing image of our fatabulous 3d glasses. This was taken right before Vannessa smacked her head off of the TV showing SpongeBob over head, well it was her BFs fault actually. At this point in the day we were relieved to have our lives seeing as on TopGun right before we had to wait 15 minutes for a random lost item search, then we get on and the ride didnt go and we got LOCKED into our seats. Then we had te chance to get off and so we are all gettin ready to get off and the ride just goes. Well i scared the CRAP outta becky by yelling "Im going to die! Mail my bosy back to my Mom! Good thing we all prayed before we left cuz i aint in no mood for prayin now! and Holy Crap!" at the top of my lungs. It actually made the ride more fun, becasue we feared for our lives!
This was taken in the lineup for the Itaalian Job ride, which got closed after an hour of waiting. There goes my life! We eventually got to go on it. and when we did The ride shot off so quick that my head got pulled sideways and was being pulled by gravity behind the seat. I was so scared i was gunna break my neck! I had to use my hands to pull it back. And the same thing happened to Vanessa. These things should have warnings!!
We were discussing "The Plan" again for the 100th time at this table. Then we started talking about disgusting people we had seen so far. Then the guys beside us said that we had "lovely conversations". I didnt care...youll see why in a couple pictures when you see them plowing food in their faces in the background. Yea like we really care what you piggies think.
HAhaha Kelly is totally stoned in this picture. Becky....PEACE BOIIIIIIIIIIIII and Vanessa...not one of the better ones of you Haha :P It was raining out. And at this point i got a text message from my mom saying that they had issued tornado warnings for Toronto and area...but we didnt really listen to it...but we shouldve! Youll see why in several pictures.
This was hilarious! This was The Bat that i sat next to Bonnie on. It was all good, seing a ride that goes backwards AND forwards, but noooooooo. They had to push it. We get up to the top and we are facing like a 90degree agngle downwards and the girl starts from 10 counting backwards She gets to 7 and goes "Oh wait" and then BAM the ride goes! I screamed my ass off! That was the best way to catch me off gaurd! I loved it. I got off that ride and just laughed!
See them shoveling it in!!!!
Waiting for the rain still. Do you guys remember how sticky that table was! Ew!
Us on Cyclone, in the mirror. It was a pretty creative idea at the time. Lol but the black guy beside me started screaming his lungs out when the floor lowered, Hahahahaha!! And screamed his man lungs out the whole time. Like cmon its not the most terrifying ride in the park. Right after this we went on Minebuster, and lemme tell you IT WAS NEVER THAT EVIL BEFORE! We all held our boobs and screamed because it just thrashed us in every direction! My boobs hurt SO bad on that ride! And i think thats when my Funnelcake superpacked into my lower intestine.
This picture is of me, althoug i was trying to get Becky in it as well. This is actually a good picture of me considering how sweaty i was!
Sorry Vanessa this is a bad picture but it makes me laugh when i see it! I like the subliminal messages in the background!...."Go buy a Blizzard!"
Dont i look like a crazed animal in this picture! Hhahahah That ride hurt my shoulders so much! They still hurt today, and Kelly remember that girl thing we saw with the bushy unibrow and the huge pitstains and the hairy stomach and was bossing everyone around! Man she was ugly! Hahaha
THIS IS WHY THEY CREATED THE WEATHER NETWORK! Ok when they say that theres a 50 percent chance of rain whatever dont listen but if they issue tornado woranings. RUN AWAY! Run away fast! We didnt and look! I said i didnt wanna go on a water ride and get soaked and ruin my phone then boomies. Torrential downpour! Becky and I ran our legs off!! But Vanessa and Bonnie and Amanda just walked. Then Becky ran under a tree which i advised against seing how the lightning was like 30 feet away Lol
WE HAD TO SIT LIKE THIS THE ENTIRE WAY HOME! Fun though, good ending. Although in this picture....Becky....what happened to your neck! stick neck! Hehe!
Okay im not even kidding. We had to use Bounty to wipe off our faces, and all my bracelets and stuff left little rust marks on my skin where the metal got wet. Bopnnie eventually put a sweater on an warmed me just by sitting nest to me, eventually i had a small sized nap.
Awwww Napp-age!! Vannessa slept for like 5 minutes until i noticed that she was sleeping then i had to take this. Then she woke up cuz she herad the stupid camera snap noise my phone makes Lol. Look at the angelic light that surrounds her hahaha Wonder what shes dreaming about...... Her boyfriend.... or that wonderful Matrix guy with the glasses! HAHAHAHa
